Thursday, August 4, 2016

If you're not French,

Or you are French Canadian, consider yourself safe. My issue is probably with authentic French.

Although a different thing, being an Anna Wilkes probably would not be in your best interest either. I've been known to almost pepper spray people who touch their daughters chests.

Think about why that may be, and the lecture me.

Otherwise I'm not longer listening.

Oh I know why France gives their ladies chocolate. I know the very exact reason why France gives their ladies chocolate.

Chocolate good for Americans too.

Fuck subtlety, most people don't get subtlety. They give them chocolate so they're in a better mood before their decapitation.

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