Don't Count On Being An Exception

I'm never going to buy your book if you're French. This has nothing to do with you, but I'm not going to provide your country revenue whose Prime Minister hates disabled people, and your new candidate is a conservative bitch who wants to live the EU.


She's conservative, so she'll probably bring back the guillotine too. And I've gone on at length about how long drop hanging is more humane, if you even want to go that route and not ban capital punishment.


However if you're like the next P.L. Travers, and I think you're cute as a button, I may let you visit me, we can hang out for a coffee. And then send you on your way with your wallet fifteen dollars richer.


But I wont support your government.


You could even be a moderately gifted author and I will make your wallet richer for your novel.

What I'd really like is for you to stay in US and have a family with me instead. I heard I provide excellent head jobs. You would have to be a pretty god damn big hippie though.

Obviously the family bit is unpaid. Just think of it as French tax evasion for selling your book.

Don't count on the head job either, that's a special right for girls I romantically love.

If you're from a previously French occupied country, you're good in all this. Being occupied by imperialists isn't something you can help really, like Russian girls with Stalin. I won't hesitate to give you a head job.