Christne, Christine

Why haven't you cooked my dinner yet, Christine! Don't tell me you weren't thinking the guys wouldn't be that misogynistic in Phantom Of The Opera. Remember it is France, in the late 1800s. Oh and they still beheaded women. Yes. So people they treated like children were guillotined. How's that for a creepo nation? No I never got the allure of France like Wattpad literary fiction community seems to. The Netherlands was more my thing. Pretty ... ladies ... in ... wooden shoes. Swoon. Francophilia to me would be like Tennesse-o-philia. I don't get it. Tennessee are rednecks. I know, I lived there. In France, they are more literally rednecks. Will beheading elsewhere. Give me klompen, I will burn those Sabots in a god damn fire.