America Is Fucking ... Weird

France has it's problems with like making it where only men are beheaded. Here is something France has going for it.

The American definition of the word racism translates roughly to literally hating another person of another race.

Katie (my room mate) jumps the gun and says talking about French girls and Frog legs is racist.

Keep in mind my issue with Frog legs has nothing to do with French girls. It has to do with the fact that seafood was almost never fresh in Tennessee. So girls pretty much ... like never liked seafood.

So when I find a blond girl that, despite my issue with blonds, likes seafood ... it's almost kind of sexy and can override my mommy issues I have for blond girls. (Why were you thinking I had issues with blonds?)

But in like Seattle/Tacoma, you can pretty much get fresh seafood cause you're like right beside the shore.

Katie ignores this nuance in our conversations.

It's clear Katie is not a smart girl. She has not understanding of the word racism. She has as much understanding of the word racism as some people I know on Tumblr.

Say what you want about the French people and the death penalty, at least they have fresh seafood.